Bogue Haiku

Haiku is the ancient Japanese art of expressing bogue related despair.  Try it, send me your Haiku and we will all heal together…..Limericks may also apply.

First submission for the new year! Thanks Pandabater

There is a mob called bogans,
who wear bright colours and slogans.
They drink and they glass,
then fall on their arse
and die in a motel room like Colonel Hogan.

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Pandabater’s latest healing

Bogan’s neck tattoo

has postcode 2530

Panda turns and smiles

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The spirit of Christmas: 2010 by Tombarina

Christmas at K-Mart
Femmebogues brawl for Ben 10 doll
Kids cheer mums along

Sign: “PRE-CHRISTMAS SALE”
“Farkin’ bargain,” Teeeagynnn shrieks
Maxes out her card

Christmas morning comes
Plastic shit toys last an hour
Brayhydynnh pops his cork

Lunchtime: it’s Chrisco!
Plumrose hams and Passion Pop
Everyone gets pissed

Finally, truth comes out
Mum’s Pandora bracelet is
SILVER! Not the gold!

Mum sulks; Dad storms off
Kids are out of Ritalin
…baby Jesus wept.

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And now for a tasteful limerick.  It’s my first time…..

There was a young Bogan from Logan

Who thought the source of all wit was Paul Hogan

He hollered, “I’ll have a fight”

“Hey that’s not a knife!”

As some caarnt glassed him and called him a Wogan.

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Shirleys  new docu-drama thrillogy

The Meeeghan Trilogy. 

Meeeghan Hates Me: 

Stuck up Uni slut. 
She stole my farkin' boyfriend!
I'll kick her cunt in. 

Meeeghan Forgives Me:

"Men are all bastards",
She sobs. Hands on heart, "but still, 
he's in here! IN HERE!"

Meeeghan's Birthday: 

I'm not carrying
my farkin' bag. Not on my
farkin' birthday, cunt.

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It looks like Pandabater has started the Christmas shopping.

In Westfield carpark

10 kph you can go

Do not need third gear

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Even though there is nothing bogan about Mrs Slocombe or her delightful pussy, Simon GAA has made an effort:

Mrs Slocombe’s cat
It got left out in the rain
Mah pussy is soppin wet

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A comment I found on facebook  written by a boguette who probably wouldn’t know a haiku because she doesn’t eat fish….

Love being up the stick

Maybe I should have a baby

Makes me half clucky

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From Pandabater

Bogan dirt bike star

Standing up riding on the street

Not Paris-Dakar

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Because it’s Friday, one from me.

Southern Cross Tattoos

I see the bogan people

Collars still popped

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And just in from Shirley Mullett

Bogan Dad

He pushes the pram

with one hand. The other one

is for the longneck

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First entry from Simon – Glasser at Arms

Bogan dreams maxtreme
Sell to low hanging fruit bitch!
Harvey Norman die

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